It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly WYR. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great WYR, submit it at the bottom of this or any WYR article.

Would You Rather...

• have one person REALLY want to eat you, or have lots of people only kind of want to eat you From Lisa
• Be the MILF Hunter for a day, or Ride the Bang Bus for a day? From Andy
• Use dial up, or Get aids From Sean
• have sex with a goat and have nobody know about it, or not have sex with a goat and have everybody think you did? From Marc
• If you could only say one word for the rest of your life have it be "omlette", or "cuntface"? From Ansel
• Be thrown if front of a semi traveling at great speeds, or be thrown into a woodchipper feet first From Ryan
• Watch two girls making out, or watch a really good fight? From Steve
• have a fridge that screams every time you open it, or Have a mirror that criticizes you From Mel
• Have a 3 way with Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore, or Bang Jessica Alba From Ville

Finally, this week's winner of the Listen To Him, Mike Award is Ryan, who sent in this.

• have sex with any and every girl you ever wanted to or have sex with the same girl FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. dont do it Mike. Its not worth it. From Ryan

I'm telling you, Mike. Ryan speaks the truth.

If you have a good WYR, submit it below. Check back every Friday to see if yours made the cut.