It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly WYR. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great WYR, submit it at the bottom of this or any WYR article.

Would You Rather...

• Have a new season of Freaks and Geeks, or a new season of Arrested Development? From David
• F*ck Matt Damon, or f*ck Ben Affleck?¼i>From Jason
• Take a naked mud bath in crap, or or have to breath from a plastic bag filled with vomit? From Katie
• Have a lisp, or say your r's as w's like a baby?¼i>From patrick
• Have your eyes and nipples switch places, or have ur nose and your genitals switch places?¼i>From Briezel
• Give an eyeball to your best friend so he can see, or give a testicle to your best friend so he can reproduce? (you can still do both) From Tim
• Have Bill Nye the Science guy as your lab partner, or have Doc from Back to the Future as your lab partner?¼i>From Jesse
• Have a magic carpet that when you were drunk took you back to your bed, or have a magic carpet that when you were drunk took you to get food?¼i>From Anderson

Finally, this week's winner of the Oooh!�ward is Chuck, who sent in this.

• Have a threesome with a hot chick and a shady strange guy who you can't trust but will never see again or a guy you know is totally clean but you have to see every day From Chuck

Congrats Chuck, you forgot to include the girl in the second scenario. Now everyone thinks you're retarded.

If you have a good WYR, submit it below. Check back every Friday to see if yours made the cut.