The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules - If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.
The NomineesOn the first day of class...
Scholar: You include "2:30-3:20, Mondays and Wednesdays" on the top of the syllabus. Are those your office hours?
Professor: Those are the class times. That's now. We're in class.
Professor: And marketers took the NASA invention "Tang" and made it a popular drink
Stephen Hawking: Who even likes Tang? Seriously, Orange flavored Milk?
Professor: I believe it's supposed to be mixed with water.
Stephen Hawking: Oh, I guess that really clears it up then.
Professor: People with strong left brains tend to be more creative and less analytic.
Genius: Wait, my left or yours?
Professor: So after reading the book who do you think the heroine was in the story?
The Brilliance: I read the book and I don't remeber anything about the characters doing heroin.
While discussing a character named "the Swede"...
Lady Einstein: Do you think there's some signficance that he's from Switzerland, and it's like a neutral country?
by Amir Blumenfeld at UC Berkeley
by Streeter Seidell at Fordham
by Jeff Rosenberg at NYU
Trinity Miracle: End Zone Shot
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A quick look at the themes that didn't make the cut.
Only one path leads to glory. The others lead to certain doom.
Like an alcoholic Gatorade -- only more fun.
You've NEVER heard a rooster like this before.
One Black guy being chased buy 100 white guys
Taste like chickin
Commentary on some great stoner flicks.