The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules - If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.
The NomineesProfessor changes to slide that shows the quote: "Talk is cheap. Supply exceeds Demand." [Anonymous]
Champion of the Front Row: Who is Anonymous?
While talking about the possibility of the Buffalo Bills moving to Toronto.
Genius: If the Bills moved to Toronto would the still be called the Buffalo Bills?
Teacher: Um....no
Professor: So because of the Dead Sea Scrolls, we know that the Bible has been essentially unchanged for thousands of years.
The Brilliance: So, what exactly do Dead Sea Squirrels have to do with the bible?
When the professor was referring to the crosswalks that beep so blind people know to walk...
Einstein Jr.: How does it know when the person is blind?
20 minutes into a test where a scantron was passed out with the tests
Valedictorian: Does anyone have an extra scantron?
Confounded Professor: You need another?
Valedictorian: I didn't know we were supposed to bring one.
Professor: They were passed out with the test.
by Michael J Weingarth at UPenn
by Streeter Seidell at Fordham
by Sarah Schneider at Wake Forest
Trinity Miracle: End Zone Shot
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A quick look at the themes that didn't make the cut.
Only one path leads to glory. The others lead to certain doom.
Like an alcoholic Gatorade -- only more fun.
One Black guy being chased buy 100 white guys
"It's totally worth it, there's a really neat plaque at the top."
Commentary on some great stoner flicks.
The long-term, debilitating consequences of the popular MTV reality show are exposed.