My mom's CD drive was stuck closed. I restarted the computer, and the drive light came on.
Mom: "Oh look, it's working!... now it's not... now it is... now it's not... now it is... now it's not... why isn't it working?"
Me: "Mom... the light is blinking."
- Rafael from Raleigh, NC

My mom tried watching a DVD, but got stuck on the menu. I asked her what she was doing, and she said "I think there is a skip in this disk because it just keeps playing the same scene over and over".
- Nicole C. from Omaha
My mom walked in on me looking at porn one time and all she could say was, "Trey! Did you download that? Delete it! It's illegal you know."
-Trey H.
My dad got a cell phone a few months ago, but he never turns it on. He thinks that you get charged for every minute the phone is on.
-Sara T.
by Sarah Schneider at Wake Forest
by Jeff Rubin at Penn State
by 105%-O-Matic at Bucks County Community College
Trinity Miracle: End Zone Shot
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A quick look at the themes that didn't make the cut.
Only one path leads to glory. The others lead to certain doom.
Like an alcoholic Gatorade -- only more fun.
You've NEVER heard a rooster like this before.
One Black guy being chased buy 100 white guys
Taste like chickin
Commentary on some great stoner flicks.