It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly WYR. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great WYR, submit it at the bottom of this or any WYR article.

Would You Rather...

• Sleep with the first person who posted on your wall, or the most recent one? From Scott
• Smoke weed to have the effects of being drunk, or drink beer to have the effects of being high? From Joe
• Ride a segway, or a Yoshi? From Andy
• Guest star on Salute Your Shorts, or win a glowing piece of the Agrocrag? From Monica
• Save a person's life, and have no one find out about it, or be responsible for a school-wide class cancellation and everyone knows it was you? From Alex
• Always be out of soap, or shampoo? From Micheal
• Be an expert at guitar hero, or or medium at real guitar? From Brian
• Know in advance who you're going to marry, or know in advance when you're going to die? From Matt

Finally, this week's winner of the What The F*ck Are You talking About? Award is Michael, who sent in this.

• Never have sex again or be forced to have sex seven times a day, every day? From Michael

Congrats Michael, you're insane.

If you have a good WYR, submit it below. Check back every Friday to see if yours made the cut.