Things not to do at 11 PM at a Party

by Kyle C. on February 11, 2008

Have you every gone to a party before it was in full swing and mistakenly acted like it was?  I have and I made a few mistakes.  Things acceptable at 1 AM are NOT acceptable when people aren't quite drunk yet...


Acceptable:

Buying cups

Drinking

Shallow conversation

Maybe some small drinking games


Unacceptable:

Dancing (if you are a dude)

Trying to make everyone play "Clue"

Singing "Stacey's Mom" even if its playing

Impressions of Christopher Walken or Sean Connery, unless they are fucking amazing

Throwing up

Trying to convince the opposite sex that you are British

Claiming that Jesus was gay

Impromptu rapping

Pulling down your pants and tackling the guy in the yellow shirt

Begging everyone for Koala Yummies and/or Dunkaroos

"Really, Jesus was probably gay.  I'm serious.  Think about it."

Kissing everyone on the mouth

Claiming that you are "a golden god" (this is lame throughout the entire party)

Discussing your masterbation schedule

Possessing Koala Yummies and/or Dunkaroos and not sharing them (this is lame throughout the entire party.  Plus, where did you get those?)

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