The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules - If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.
The NomineesProfessor: After the President dropped two atomic bombs into Japan, on the cities of Nagasaki and Hiroshima, Japan finally surrendered to the United States
The Brilliance: Wait...we won World War II?
Professor: This is a scantron test, so use pencils, not pens.
Valedictorian: Can I use an erasable pen?
Professor: So just a reminder, I'll be holding additional office hours from 8:30-2:30 on Tuesday to help prepare for the midterm.
Genius: Is that going to be A.M or P.M?
While discussing a book about a year which the author spent in Brazil...
Einstein Jr.: The place seems so dangerous. Does he die?
Professor: Well, he wrote the book...
Grade A: Is the play just making fun of Jews, or was Shakespeare antisemitic toward other religions, too?
by Streeter Seidell at Fordham
by Streeter Seidell at Fordham
by Aaron Karo at UPenn
Trinity Miracle: End Zone Shot
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A quick look at the themes that didn't make the cut.
Only one path leads to glory. The others lead to certain doom.
Like an alcoholic Gatorade -- only more fun.
You've NEVER heard a rooster like this before.
One Black guy being chased buy 100 white guys
I hope I can still do this at his age and look this good...
Taste like chickin