The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules - If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.
The NomineesTA: Ok, everyone take out your scantrons...
Village idiot: Is this test multiple choice?
Professor: How do you think Abraham Lincoln was elected even though abolition wasn't the most popular idea of the time?
The Brilliance: Well, obviously all those slaves voted for him, right?
Professor: Your test will consist of 85 questions but only 75 will count for a total of 150 points.
Girl: Will it say on the test which questions will count?
Professor: Really?
During the caves unit, we were learning about Carlsbad Caverns.
Einstein Jr.: Is that cave entirely underground?"
Professor: Now did you notice how W.E.B. Du Bois referred to the "mulatto" in last night's reading?
Geinus: Isn't that a kind of cookie?
by Cyanide & Happiness
by Streeter Seidell at Fordham
by Mike Quigley at Fordham
Trinity Miracle: End Zone Shot
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A quick look at the themes that didn't make the cut.
Only one path leads to glory. The others lead to certain doom.
Like an alcoholic Gatorade -- only more fun.
One Black guy being chased buy 100 white guys
"It's totally worth it, there's a really neat plaque at the top."
Commentary on some great stoner flicks.
The long-term, debilitating consequences of the popular MTV reality show are exposed.