Gift: A gift basket of deluxe shampoo, soaps, and other crap like that

What it means: "I've been secretly smelling your hair even before we started dating. I want that angel-hair to have the special sauce that it deserves."

Gift: A winter hat, gloves, and scarf

What it means: "Seriously, you need to stop complaining about how cold it is every time we go outside. You will never borrow my hat and gloves again."\

Gift: Lingerie

What it means: "Let's be honest: we both know that this relationship is purely physical. Oh, you didn't know that? Well now you do."

Gift: Jewelry from Tiffany's

What it means: "Either I love you or I feel guilty for cheating on you. Have fun guessing!

Gift: A mix tape of "Our Songs"

What it means: "Man, I really couldn't find anything to get you because I am really lazy. Anyways, here's a mix of songs that we've had playing in the background during some epic make-out sessions. They say that the best gifts come from the heart. Well, this gift is from the heart, and conveniently only cost me $4.25 to make."

From the girlfriend to the boyfriend:

Gift: Cologne

What it means: "I'm tired of smelling the cologne that your last girlfriend got you."

Gift: A framed picture of you two

What it means: "I want every girl who walks into your room to know that you're MINE. We can show this to our grandchildren someday! Also, this can replace that poster on your wall of those two girls performing CPR on each other."

Gift: A fleece from Patagonia

What it means: "Listen, I believe that you used to be "real sick" at sports, but it's really time to stop wearing your high school football jacket in public."

Gift: A mix C.D of "Our Songs"

What it means: "OMG this music defines our relationship. Every time I hear one of these songs I think about you and true love and butterflies. If we ever break up, I won't be able to listen to any of these songs ever again. P.S. Track #4 will be the song we dance to at our wedding."