Discounts

by Andrew W. on November 28, 2007

So, I bought a new TV, and was able to get the "I'm from the same place as the salesperson" discount, which got me thinking: what other questionable discounts should there be?

  • The "I'll give you free pot" discount
  • The "We had sex in the bathroom" discount (only if she's a 7 or up, 6 if you're really desperate for a discount/sex/both)
  • The "We made out in the bathroom" discount (only if she's 1 - 6)
  • The "We held hands in the bathroom" discount (1 or below)
  • The "Look buddy, I know you guys don't get commission, so, knock fifty bucks off the price, and I'll give you twenty. It's win-win!"
  • The "I can't show you, but I have a gun" discount
  • The "My name is Don Giamanti, and I am interesting in looking through your wares" discount
  • The "I know Mark Zuckerberg" discount
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