First Thanksgiving Home Song

by Stephen Krause on November 26, 2007

I came to the realization that during your first Thanksgiving home the topic of discussion is, of course, you. But more astounding than that is the fact that the conversation follows an almost song-like rhythm, observe.

(Intro)
Family: Oh it's so good to have you backinsert name .
You: Oh it's great to be back.
Family: You're going to have to tell us all about it.

(Verse 1)
Mom: So how is school going?
You: Fine.
Mom: How are your classes?
You: Fine.
Mom: How are the dorms?
You: Fine.
Mom: Well that's cool.
You: Yeah.

(Verse 2)
Repeat verse 1 with father
(Verse 3)
Repeat verse 1 with brother
(Verse 4)
Repeat verse 1 with sister
(Verse 5)
Repeat verse 1 with aunt
(Verse 6)
Repeat verse 1 with uncle
(Verse 7)
Repeat verse 1 with grandma

(Bridge)
Grandpa: So I take it you have been exploring with the ladies? Hehehe...
You: Fi...wait what?

(Verse 8)
Repeat verse 1 with grandpa
(Verse 9-15)
Repeat verse 1 with cousin(s)

(Chorus)
You: Oh man it's great not eating dorm cafeteria food for once.

(Verse 16)
Repeat verse 7 because grandma wasn't paying attention
(Verse 17)
Repeat verse 1 with family friend (Optional)

(Repeat Chorus)

(Outro)
Wink from grandpa

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