Me: Wow that chloroform wore off quick. Are you immune or something?
...Girl: Was I better than the last girl you were with?
Me: Let’s go ask her. She is still chained to the radiator in the basement. Unless the dogs got to her. It’s only been a month she should be fine. I’m pretty sure you can survive a whole month without food or water.
...Girl: Those mirrors on the ceiling are sexy.
Me: What mirrors, that’s two-way glass. Mother likes to watch.
...Girl: I could see myself falling in love with you.
Me: Love is against the Master’s teachings. Hurry, I think I hear him coming.
Recording...
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