Advice To The Man Who's Just Had His Head Cut Off

by David Wain on January 03, 2007

First of all, just relax. If you move around a lot, you’re likely going to die a lot sooner. The first thing you must be thinking is, “I’m upset! I’ve just had my head cut off, I’m going to die in a matter of seconds!” And yes, that’s true. But how you SPEND those seconds– that’s completely up to you. You can natter on about your lot in life and doesn’t it suck that your head’s been cut off, OR you can take the time you DO have left to:

  • Take up a new hobby (something easy and quick to learn, which only involves your head in a basket, like for example eye-rolling)
  • Reconnect with friends and family
  • Catch up on movies or TV shows you might have missed.

Attitude is EVERYTHING. I’m going to keep this short because if you have had your head cut off, by the time you get to this sentence, you will be long dead.

Best of luck and do email me to tell me how it goes.


David Wain isn't just a funny writer, he makes funny movies, too!  His latest is The Ten.
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