We've all been there. You're out with some friends/co-workers/prostitutes, getting drunk/high/doing heroin, and then someone says something that is so funny/stupid/racist that it requires someone else to declare it "LINE OF THE NIGHT".
This one comes to you from an amazing little burger shack in New Haven called Louis Lunch (birthplace of the hamburger, I'll fight you if you say otherwise), at approximately 2:00 am, about a week ago.
Smokin'/Retarded Blonde: "I would never order grape soda or steal from anyone."
Amazingly, this isn't the racist statement it sounds like. The Blonde's male friend accused her (very drunkenly) of stealing 10 dollars from him. Moments later, the girl at the counter asked her if she had ordered a grape soda. For some unknown reason, the Blonde chose to answer both of them with the same sentence.
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