"Satan Blog" Articles

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  • Satan Blog

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    The Dark Correspondence VII

    Hey guysss, long time no blog. I am pre-ttay pre-ttay psyched about my new MacBook Air.

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    39 / 43 Comments / 1 year ago
  • Satan Blog

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    Satan Blog V

    As many of you know from previous blogs, I’ve been looking for a new nickname. Beelzebub is too cute; Prince of Darkness is such a downer. Well, today I was experimenting with anagrams, and I discovered that if you rearrange the letters in &...

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    33 / 37 Comments / 2 years ago
  • Satan Blog

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    Satan Blog IV

    Current Mood: ExuberantListening To: John Philip Sousa’s Greatest HitsToday is the first day that I’m really excited to have a blog, because I get to share this moment with all of you: WELCOME, JERRY FALWELL! You have to understand &...

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    27 / 43 Comments / 2 years ago
  • Satan Blog

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    Satan Blog III

    You know what I haven’t done in a while? Speak through a serpent. I just feel like it wouldn’t have any effect these days. So a serpent talks to some guy, maybe they make the 10 o’clock news, maybe not, maybe they get...

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    34 / 84 Comments / 2 years ago
  • Satan Blog

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    Satan Blog II

    Sometimes I feel like I’m never going to meet The One. I mean, I could have anyone I want down here, but it’s not the same. Yesterday a beautiful woman came up to me and said “Did it hurt… when you fell from heaven?” Then she walked away laughing...

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    31 / 56 Comments / 2 years ago
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    Satan Blog

    I kind of want to add another prong onto my trident. But then is it still a trident? Is there such a thing as a Quadent? I guess it'd pretty much be a fork. Imagine what you could eat with a fork that big? I'm such a little piggy, I need to stop...

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    54 / 58 Comments / 2 years ago