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CollegeHumor Movie Review
Article:The Day the Earth Stood Still
The original TDtESS was well done and left the audience to think in a meaningful sort of way. The remake preaches that our entire human race is a shameful embarrassment in a really annoying way that is insanely similar to The Happening (for...
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Article:Quantum of Solace
Why the plot? This is the world of James Bond. We're used to a suave Bond foiling a plot of delusional world corruption. Now before I go any farther don't mistake me for saying I don't like the "real element" that lots of movies...
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2 months ago -
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Article:Role Models
Choosing the natural choice of not wanting to get raped, Danny and Wheeler head to Sturdy Wings where Danny is paired with Augie (Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Superbad), a socially awkward nerd who's only vice is Live-Action-Role-Playing, and Wheeler...
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2 months ago -
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Article:Zack and Miri Make a Porno
If you can imagine for a moment that Kevin Smith and Judd Apatow had a passionate, sweaty, 1 night stand, this movie would be the love child. It's got elements of both that stand out strongly; a vulgar comedy with sweet ?aww' undertones (...
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2 months ago -
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Article:Quarantine
Unfortunately, Quarantine starts to lose it the closer it gets to the end, and in the last 5 minutes just made me really, really sad. Half of it is the fault of the filmmakers. They had a really good premise to make an intense zombie...
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3 months ago -
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Article:Blindness
Asian man is the first person (ever) to randomly experience the blindnes. After a thief promising to take him home steals his car, Moore's husband who is an eye doctor examines him. Since they both came into contact with Asian man, the...
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3 months ago -
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Article:Righteous Kill
Not a bad premise for a movie, right? Unfortunately it doesn't really get put together too well. Again, these guys are in their 60's and at certain points it clashes with the script. De Niro's girlfriend in the movie (Carla...
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4 months ago -
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Article:College
These movies run really close to each other. My brain may have been playing tricks on me, but I'm pretty sure that I even heard a quick delivered line in the background of College that sounded like Superbad's "I'll be right back, I have to take a...
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4 months ago -
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Article:The Rocker
- This movie is like that younger kid who wanted to join your games of kickball when you were little and would do anything to fit in with the big boys: it borrows elements from other comedies because hey, it worked for them, right? So let's throw...
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5 months ago -
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Article:Tropic Thunder
All the casting and acting works great in Tropic Thunder. Robert Downey Jr. is seriously my main squeeze of the big screen now. The man has gone from drug problems and prison to en epic comeback, and he's seriously having a great year. He plays...
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5 months ago -
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Article:Pineapple Express
The plot is simple. Seth Rogen is a 25-year-old loser who takes way too much pride in his dead end job as a process server. He enjoys the simple pleasures in life; embarrassing people through his job, his 18-year-old girlfriend who still happens...
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5 months ago -
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Article:Step Brothers
Random moments of humor like that actually make the movie pretty funny, but once the parents' marriage becomes rocky and Ferrell/Reilly try to turn their acts around, the whole thing loses its edge. It's not because I don't like the sappiness of "...
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Article:The Dark Knight
Finally, we have the casting of Heath Ledger as the Joker. I'll admit, way, way back when it was first announced that Christopher Nolan had decided on Heath Ledger to portray the Joker, I was skeptical to say the least. In my opinion...
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Article:Hellboy II: The Golden Army
Like I said, the plot is much cooler this time around (none of this 7 gods of whatever, or ?whats going on?' shenanigans), and the visually creative characters are all back from before. Ron Perlman makes an awesome Hellboy. Naturally,...
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6 months ago -
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Article:Hancock
Lets begin. Hancock opens up in Cali, where we meet Will Smith as Hancock; the carefree, alcoholic, cursing bum version of Superman. When he flies off under the influence to stop a high-speed police chase and ends up causing $9 million in...
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6 months ago -
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Article:The Wackness
If anything, it's kind of a cool but short trip down memory lane. The Wackness opens up in the summer of '94 in NYC. The streets are flooding over with hip-hop, and everyone's complaining about big bad mayor Giuliani cracking down on...
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6 months ago -
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Article:Wall-E
As you can see, this movie has a LOT of plot; in fact, that's one of the reasons why it's so good. This isn't just "Hey an Israeli commando wants to become a hairdresser! LOL!" Also as you probably expected, the visuals and animation are just...
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6 months ago -
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Article:Get Smart
Summer movie madness continues! In honor of 'The Rock' officially starting to refer to himself in movie credits as 'Dwayne Johnson', we're celebrating (and I use that term lightly) here, by reviewing the classic Mel Brooks TV series adaptation...
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7 months ago -
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Article:The Incredible Hulk
This movie does NOT waste any time getting started. Right from the get-go, we're following Edward Norton as Bruce Banner, who is on the lam in Brazil and trying to find a cure to permanently end his transforming into the Hulk when overly angered/...
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7 months ago -
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Article:You Don't Mess With the Zohan
However, the only place willing to hire him is a shatty Palestinian salon, which is on a street split between Israelis and Arabs. Zohan's die hard work ethic of giving every senior citizen woman who comes in an awesome haircut followed by a...
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